Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Psychologist: Moussaoui Conduct Abnormal"--headline, Associated Press, April 18

I dont see why.  Everyone I know dreams of flying planes into buildings.

"Egg Roll Includes Gay Parents"--headline, Register-Guard (Eugene, Ore.), April 18

I think I will stick with the Shrimp ones.

"Experts Suggest Spacing Pregnancies"--headline, Associated Press, April 18

A bit drastic way to reduce population growth by shipping the pregnant into outer space.

"U.S. Records Drastic Decline in Death Rate"--headline, Associated Press, April 19

I wonder where all these immortals are?

"Americans Are Suddenly Dying Less Often, Data Suggest"--headline, Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.), April 20

And the ones who are dying are just doing it fewer times?

"Class-Action Status Sought in Teflon Suit"--headline, Associated Press, April 20

Maybe they did not want any charges to stick to them?

"Attorney Proclaims Client's Innocence"--headline, Orange County (Calif.) Register, April 20

That is news?

"Young Could Face Death"--headline, Portsmouth (Ohio) Daily Times, April 21

The old too.

"Scientists May Have Discovered Cure for Alfalfa Pest"--headline, Associated Press, April 21

Spanky now has Darla all to himself.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
particularly "Americans Are Suddenly Dying Less Often, Data Suggest" What do you guys know that the rest of us don't?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Class-Action Status Sought in Teflon Suit"--headline, Associated Press, April 20

Maybe they did not want any charges to stick to them?


Damn we think alike!

"Americans Are Suddenly Dying Less Often, Data Suggest"


Most are opting for the lingering variety.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Psychologist: Moussaoui Conduct Abnormal"--headline, Associated Press, April 18
This could have also been commented as:

That is news?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

particularly "Americans Are Suddenly Dying Less Often, Data Suggest" What do you guys know that the rest of us don't?

Some people are just out to milk their social security for all its worth!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Most are opting for the lingering variety.

Yea, I personally just want to die once.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

This could have also been commented as:

That is news?

Yea, some things are simply obvious.  Others are blatantly so!