How you been, sir?
Listen, I've been on here a while. I've bought every game you've ever made (even GC2 twice).
My birthday is Saturday. I'll be 31. I'm officially in my thirties.
I've been good. I served my country for five years. I serve my community now as a paramedic.
I beg of you. *Wait, play it cool...* Ahem....I would really like to have a birthday gift in the way of DLC 3, aka the "Loot DLC".
Please. It would be really nice of you.
PS: I love you.