beautiful blonde with an Elemntium lung capacity.....

random musing

By on April 26, 2011 7:10:05 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Phylast57

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I love the Elemental experience. It reminds me of playing on the sandlot and conjuring ways to make Wendy Peppercorn my queen in the land of Gilden. And--just when I thought she would be the Juliet to my RomeonetittykakaOOmpopop,  a spell was cast to reveal the sultry glow of Relias’ bastard daughter---MJRC…..

My thoughts drifted back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I was so happy that I was alive, in one piece and short. I was in a world of warg dung... yes. But I was alive. And I was not afraid to brave the minefields of OOM crashes……

How does a majestic amphibian excavate the secret of stabilized play from an ensconced crevice, to allow the Elemental community their birth right??

The way Brad looked at it, this patch was their birthright. He'd be damned if any darklings were gonna put their greasy ebony hands on his community’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass.


Is a Frog’s ass water tight??...--at this point--we do not know.

However, I must admit that playing EWoM at this point can be a skosh maddening. Not so much in a Salingeresque vein but rather a Moses Supposes/ simian acid trip----

It's a mad house! A mad house!

This house of madness can be likened to dating. I plan & scheme my game of thrones in the latest beta version. Building structures, acquiring technology, coaxing allies etc in a thrilling pursuit of conquest. It is all done with the assumption that more  than the tip of of my sovereign sword will get past the leather padded undergarments of my Queen to-be--so that I may truly enjoy EWoM as it was intended.

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels

EWoM is my Dulcinea--my Wendy Peppercorn---I will pursue that mystical Fallen Enchantress in the hopes that one day soon I will feel more than just the tip...

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April 26, 2011 8:16:10 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

... wtf am I reading...

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April 26, 2011 9:06:13 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

 

Mmm... Drugs are bayd. Mkay?

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April 26, 2011 10:24:43 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

gawd... reading that... made me feel like I was reading a fking erotic novel... and I don't think that's very appropriate for the forum... I'm quite sure there are... "younger" people here who aren't adults reading the forums. Anyone who types stuff out like this as if fantasizing about something like this in a game or for a game... really needs to get out more.

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April 26, 2011 11:00:21 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Is Frog's ass water tight?  You got a laugh out of me with that one.

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April 26, 2011 11:11:15 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

This should be in the Elemental Fiction section If your not banned for this it will be a miracle. I LOL'ed while reading so thumbs up!

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April 26, 2011 11:14:02 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

get a girlfriend.

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April 26, 2011 11:22:29 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Just rambling..didn't mean to offend. No drugs (though I did consider the thought would enter some people's mind)--just an over active imagination & an affinity for movie quotes....

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April 26, 2011 11:33:56 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Actually, Xia, your Chevy Chase/Soylent Green reference some time back kinda inspired me. And--I think you're out on an obscure limb if you are referencing old Charlton Heston movies--not many these days would get that IMO. But I definitely appreciated it!

 

That's Latin, Darlin'. Evidently, Ringo is an educated man."

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April 26, 2011 11:36:13 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting Phylast57,
Actually, Xia, your Chevy Chase/Soylent Green reference some time back kinda inspired me.

I knew that he was to blame for this post somehow.

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April 26, 2011 11:58:13 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting DsRaider,
get a girlfriend.

I'm thinking about it, but then I would have to step up my time management skills---balancing work, wife, and an active gaming life would make taking on a girlfriend a real challenge. Besides, I don't have Verga's good looks which makes the task that much more difficult.

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April 27, 2011 12:06:31 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting Phylast57,

Quoting DsRaider, reply 6get a girlfriend.
-balancing work, wife, and an active gaming life would make taking on a girlfriend a real challenge.

LMFAO

you'd have to contend with the wrath of your wife then... good luck living through that

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April 27, 2011 12:28:18 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting EternalRequiem,
and I don't think that's very appropriate for the forum... I'm quite sure there are... "younger" people here who aren't adults reading the forums. Anyone who types stuff out like this as if fantasizing about something like this in a game or for a game... really needs to get out more.

 

Point taken. I do not feel that I was impetuous when I posted--however. I have been in this forum since late August. I honestly feel that the content is no more controversial than other posts that I have read. It was not my intention to cast a spell of social decay on today's youth. Certainly, Snookie and others of her ilk have that well in hand; nor was I was typing as if fantasizing; rather, I was making a veiled metaphor (via movie reference) on my frustration/hope for the game. I wasn't bashing or trying to offend. It was simply my take on OOM crashes etc and how the EWoM plays great until you get to the point where you're ready to conquer the world, but you can't or it is difficult b/c of gameplay. Just my way of having fun......

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April 27, 2011 1:16:45 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting EternalRequiem,
you'd have to contend with the wrath of your wife then

LOL. yeah, i already do that. Dividing my attention between my chihuahua, the game, & her is the proverbial slippery slope...

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April 27, 2011 2:28:05 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Nice post, was kind of funny. ^^

But frogs ass?

 

 

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April 27, 2011 8:38:51 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting Alfdaur,
But frogs ass?

"Is a frog's ass water tight?" was a rhetorical question my father often asked to make a point. As far as hiding anything there, I was referring to Walken's speech about the watch in "Pulp Fiction." 

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April 27, 2011 8:40:11 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Heh, you cheeky bastard.

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April 27, 2011 10:17:40 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

I thought it was brilliant! Made me laugh!

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April 27, 2011 2:11:23 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting Leeovold,
I thought it was brilliant! Made me laugh!

 

Don't mind the non-frood dudes.

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April 27, 2011 2:47:12 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

cheers, you really need it.

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April 27, 2011 7:43:57 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting Heavenfall,
Heh, you cheeky bastard.

Ha! you got it----though bawdy was the word that initially came to mind--- cheeky is far more appropriate & playful, methinks. Great double entendre--btw! ROFL.

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April 30, 2011 12:22:41 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

love the game but finding it very frustrating due to freezes and crashes running 1.1 version I hope 1.2 comes soon  [very

 

I could have expressed my opinion that manner...not that there's anything WRONG with that.............

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April 30, 2011 8:51:23 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

warg dung

Reminded me of an old song: "Everybody WANG DUNG TONIGHT!"

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May 1, 2011 2:15:21 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

This is proof people are going mad waiting for the game to be fixed. It was to be expected.

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May 2, 2011 5:14:18 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

lol. exactly

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May 4, 2011 8:06:43 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

swearing is allowed on the forums (as long as you dont go crazy?) I dont see why this would be disallowed....

 

funny stuff

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