I love the Elemental experience. It reminds me of playing on the sandlot and conjuring ways to make Wendy Peppercorn my queen in the land of Gilden. And--just when I thought she would be the Juliet to my RomeonetittykakaOOmpopop, a spell was cast to reveal the sultry glow of Relias’ bastard daughter---MJRC…..
My thoughts drifted back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I was so happy that I was alive, in one piece and short. I was in a world of warg dung... yes. But I was alive. And I was not afraid to brave the minefields of OOM crashes……
How does a majestic amphibian excavate the secret of stabilized play from an ensconced crevice, to allow the Elemental community their birth right??
The way Brad looked at it, this patch was their birthright. He'd be damned if any darklings were gonna put their greasy ebony hands on his community’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass.
Is a Frog’s ass water tight??...--at this point--we do not know.
However, I must admit that playing EWoM at this point can be a skosh maddening. Not so much in a Salingeresque vein but rather a Moses Supposes/ simian acid trip----
It's a mad house! A mad house!
This house of madness can be likened to dating. I plan & scheme my game of thrones in the latest beta version. Building structures, acquiring technology, coaxing allies etc in a thrilling pursuit of conquest. It is all done with the assumption that more than the tip of of my sovereign sword will get past the leather padded undergarments of my Queen to-be--so that I may truly enjoy EWoM as it was intended.
I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels
EWoM is my Dulcinea--my Wendy Peppercorn---I will pursue that mystical Fallen Enchantress in the hopes that one day soon I will feel more than just the tip...