In the land of Unueliwrin, there were two factions, one of Men and one of Trog. They had lived in peace, but a dark prophecy proclaimed an end of times for both nations, if the curse of Randnamgen was not broken.
Yienaclit, son of Ichirag was King of Ikichaahaa, the last kingdom of men in the land of Unueliwrin. One day, as he sat with his daughter, Asplahdaha daughter of Leaclukare, Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane entered the chamber with dire news.
"Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane, why do you enter my chambers unanounced! I sit with my daughter, Asplahdaha daughter of Leaclukare, while I await the birth of my son from my beautiful wife Leaclukare daughter of Yisasharba! Explain yourself, Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane!" Said King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag.
"I am Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane, and I come with dread news, King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag and Princess Asplahdaha daughter of Leaclukare, Emperor Tueyaachia, slayer of Narenkohea, master of the Asachrieglu rings come from his fortress in Onuumemo with an army of Trogs demanding to speak to you, King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag! And he is already at the gates of the city!" Said Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane.
"This is indeed dire news, Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane. The Prophecy of Randnamgen must becoming to fruition! Oh Destiney, why do you forsake your King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag, lord of Ikichaahaa in the land of Unueliwrin! My daughter, Asplahdaha daughter of Leaclukare, you must go to your mother, Leaclukare daughter of Yisasharba, and keep her calm as the child is born. Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane, go to the fallen army and tell Emperor Tueyaachia, slayer of Narenkohea, master of the Asachrieglu rings, lord of the Trog fortress in Onuumemo, that I King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag, lord of Ikichaahaa will meet with him." Said King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag, lord of Ikichaahaa.
Emperor Tueyaachia, slayer of Narenkohea, masterof the Asachrieglu rings, lord of the Trog fortress in Onuumemo enters the chambers of King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag, lord of Ikichaahaa along side Ekraplea son of Caxuethaelo from Naevvegrane.
"I am Emperor Tueyaachia, slayer of Narenkohea, master of the Asachrieglu rings, lord of the Trog fortress in Onuumemo and as He who has the longest, most fucking ridiculous name and title in all the world of Unueliwrin, I am the bearer of the Phophecy of Randnamgen. And I am here to warn you that if just one more person, place or thing is given another terrible, unpronouncable name, the world will end!" Said Emperor Tueyaachia, slayer of Narenkohea, master of the Asachrieglu rings, lord of the Trog fortress in Onuumemo.
Just as Emperor Tueyaachia, slayer of Narenkohea, master of the Asachrieglu rings, lord of the Trog fortress in Onuumemo finished speaking, Asplahdaha daughter of Leaclukare rushed back into the room!
"Father, King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag, lord of Ikichaahaa in the land of Unueliwrin, my mother and your wife Leaclukare daughter of Yisasharba has given birth to a son! She has named him Prince Dekkasaesloo son of King Yienaclit, son of Ichirag, lord of Ikichaahaa in the land of Unueliwrin!" Proclaimed Asplahdaha daughter of Leaclukare,
KA-FUCKING-BOOM!!!!
