What every Sovereign needs... a Pet!

By on September 10, 2010 12:22:09 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Gravedancer

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Picture says it all.

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September 10, 2010 12:30:17 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

LOL  great photo   just what i always wanted

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September 10, 2010 3:41:33 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

;o

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September 10, 2010 3:44:55 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Sorry, I can't afford the per-turn gildar cost.

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September 10, 2010 3:51:37 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

I shall call him.... FiDOOM!

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September 10, 2010 4:26:37 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

LOL!

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September 10, 2010 5:17:51 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Does it include chainmail bikini for the females?

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September 10, 2010 6:32:50 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Ohhhh the OP surely played with King's Bounty - AP.

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September 10, 2010 7:35:17 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

A female with the chainmail bikini as a pet of my sovereign? Great idea! I want that too!

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September 10, 2010 12:01:17 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Can I imbue him with essence and teach him how to cast spells?

Me: Now, Fidoom, wag your tail *Fidoom wags tail and casts a lightning bolt*

Me: Good boy *gives a treat* Now, hold up your left paw and bark once.

Fidoom: *holds up right paw* Ruff!

A boulder nearly hits me in the head.

Me: No, Fidoom. Your other paw!

Fidoom: *Now lifts up both paws like in a begging pose* Ruff!

A desert suddenly appears and nearly wipes out a farm

Me: No! Let's try something else. Lie down and bark.

Fidoom: *Lies down barks...but his tail wags because he's excited*

Everyone in the town suddenly doesn't feel like doing anything (i.e. the Sloth spell)

Me: *sigh* Maybe this was a bad idea.

 

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September 10, 2010 12:03:20 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting sagittary,
Sorry, I can't afford the per-turn gildar cost.

 

He could earn his keep hunting spiders. You'd just lose some of the gildar in keeping his armor in good shape and buying dog food.

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September 10, 2010 12:05:37 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

oh god. the nerdity.

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September 10, 2010 12:08:07 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Heh, what do I need a pet for when I already have an assassin familar that can single handedly mow down entire armies? Mwaaahhahaha!

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September 10, 2010 12:46:10 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

The pooch has immunity to arcane doom.  Your spy doesn't stand a chance.

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September 10, 2010 3:29:33 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

When bears attack

 

Everything's Worse With Bears!

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