bradly1404

And Doc files for bankruptcy....

Wiz goes out and tries to sell his body to make up the shortfall....

RedneckDude is trying to cash in old Confederate Bonds...

Uvah gives up the waccy weed until his own crop has matured....

sydneysiders is down on the corner trying to sell a bridge that resembles a coathanger....

vStyler is frantically trying to finish his Karma masterskin so the dues to Frogboy are deducted and he's not fishing cash out of his pocket...

Zubaz keeps using zubish to sign in and nobody at Stardock recognises him, so don't know where to send the bill....

And me, well I've been bottling flood water to sell as souvenirs to remember it by, given the Queensland flood has been described as a once in a lifetime event.  Doesn't matter that I've seen two such events, there's a lot of people under 35 who haven't...

Yes... I can't help but feel this thread is the proverbial street corner with a demanding homeless bum.

And much like a bum begging for money, I'd freely dish out some karma if he gave some sort of creative/amusing reason as to why.  Either way, as desperately sad the situation may seem for Bradly, many have taken pity on him.

I can only hope that someday he can get his life together, get off the streets, and earn his karma the honorable way by working for it.

Hehe, WG, that's so right.  In the early karma days I went down to the street corner to do business with the karma pushers.  Trouble was, I mistakenly approached a hooker instead... and I spent the next few hours looking for a Viagra pusher so I could do business with her.

Yeah, got myself into all sorts of trouble, I did.  First off I had my Zimmer Frame stolen down a dark alley, then I tripped over a big pile of doggy doo-doo (what happened to the pooper scooper, fella) and bruised myself quite badly.  At that point I wished that I had taken the Viagra a bit later in the piece, but I digress. 

Shortly after that I was stopped and questioned by police in relation to a shoplifting in sports store where a pogo stick was stolen. Yeah, like it was me, just because my pants were a bit strained.  The first cop asked me if that was a pogo stick down my pants, or did I always have such a large spring in my step.  The second cop reckoned I should be taken in for questioning... and that was my first lucky break.  The metal detector on the front door revealed that I had no stolen pogo stick on me and I was released without further ado.

Nope, the evening didn't go too well!  By the time I got back to the hooker I was plum tuckered out and didn't have the energy to avail myself of her services... which is where I next got into trouble.  Yup, she gave me a raincheck, which was found by my mother when she was going through my pockets before my pants into the wash.  Got grounded for a month for that... after which I moved out of home.  Yeah, I figured a bloke of 55 oughta sever the apron strings and make his own way in the world.

So yeah, people, to help others avoid such woes, distribute karma freely and don't hold back... unless it's Doc.  He has become such a karma whore he could use a millenium break so's lesser folks can catch up.

I'm very medicated...Karma for everyone!

Does that karma come with barbituates....  or not????

Orright, who's the wise guy who said the truth would set me free?  

Phew, that's a relief.  The last thing I need right now is to be sharing a cell with a bloke named Bubba. 

So, if you're one of the most empathic doctors around, would you undergo the colonoscopy for me next Tuesday?????

Now was that John John the Piper's son.... or John John the interior decorator who part-times as a proctologist and sometimes has difficulty separating the two professions?  Yeah, I heard he opened up somebody's back door and sprayed out their kitchen with soapy water.

No, actually.  I think I'd rather keep him in FRONT of me.... word has it he's an adept pickpocket, and I keep my wallet in my back pocket.

That's alright!!!!  Backwards or forwards....  I'm told the hoses are quite flexible.. 

I'm with HG on this one. Karma is cool but it don't fill your belly like a big, round, not too juicy, with sausage, meatballs, green bell peppers, maybe some yellow ones for contrast, extra cheese, stuffed crust, no anchovies, too salty, pizza to go. Oh ... and a flagon or three of the finest ale. Thank you so much.

That's a good thing. Hundred Karma to everybody who has less than DrJBHL. He's got enough for all of us. Hehe.

Yeah but where is Bradley? He hasn't come back to his own thread. He's probably got ...... lemme see ...... wow! Ten Karma already and most likely doesn't even know. What a shame.

  Spot on. 

Aaah, that's unfortunate. Although, I'm inclined to think of art as the beholder, might I suggest, make your own.

Maybe, Your at the right place after all. 

{OK, at the risk of sounding green, isn't a Winnebago an RV. As in Airstream....    which would mean, boy, were you at the wrong place}

Damn you PoSmedly...that's twice I fell for that.

If you send me some Karma I'll give you a lollipop.

*don't see me i'm hiding*