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By on July 16, 2010 9:33:46 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

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2 kids a wife two parents 3 grandparents tons of aunts and uncles many nieces nephews cousins friends and not one hates me and wants me in jail.  I have taken 15 years to write 400 poems and study all music.   I created my brain in the 3 years I spent in a closet thinking about life.   I keep putting things into effect and they always grow, I have voices so I get opposition but I subdue them (I give them their opions) but they must respect my opions.   And I have had years where literally a million thoughts produced good and truthful results.   I am not the lame man.   And no one wants me in jail! except Religious Zealots. -Jeremy Sr. bent on tradition

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July 16, 2010 9:35:59 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 

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July 16, 2010 9:38:16 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

things that make you go.. WTF...

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July 16, 2010 9:40:04 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Ooookay.

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July 16, 2010 9:43:06 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

uh...........oh right, for help with skinstudio, visit the wincustomize wiki - http://wiki.wincustomize.com/wiki/SkinStudio

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July 16, 2010 10:01:54 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I keep putting things into effect and they always grow

current customer and 0kb downloaded....time to get busy then...

 

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July 16, 2010 10:09:48 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

  little early in the morning......but it's Friday. have another

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July 16, 2010 10:10:22 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I'm officially lost.

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July 16, 2010 10:16:34 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

What about unofficially?

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July 16, 2010 10:28:03 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

i muuuuuust has post!!!
ahh...that's betterer

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July 16, 2010 10:28:23 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

I left out beliefs from this post, i'm just looking for other gurus and want to leave arguements out of this thread. -Jeremy Sr. 

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July 16, 2010 10:34:39 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

In Australia a 'guru' is typically road-kill.  [think about how it sounds]

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July 16, 2010 10:48:33 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

This is why cross post between forums is a bad idea. 

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July 16, 2010 11:21:50 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Road kill is like my problem with voices, I have to subdue all of them daily but I learn to quickly. -jeremy sr.

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July 16, 2010 11:23:13 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

I said this in a previous post and I feel I should say it here :

2 kids a wife two parents 3 grandparents tons of aunts and uncles many nieces nephews cousins friends and not one hates me and wants me in jail.  I have taken 15 years to write 400 poems and study all music.   I created my brain in the 3 years I spent in a closet thinking about life.   I keep putting things into effect and they always grow, I have voices so I get opposition but I subdue them (I give them their opions) but they must respect my opions.   And I have had years where literally a million thoughts produced good and truthful results.   I am not the lame man.   And no one wants me in jail! except Religious Zealots. -Jeremy Sr. bent on tradition

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July 16, 2010 11:25:53 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

I would eat it rather than smoke it but that is expensive can't wait. -Jeremy Sr.

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July 16, 2010 11:38:55 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Two elks were sitting in a tree, when a submarine landed in the tree next to them. Then the taller elk said to the tallest, "I think his mother shops in a grocery store."

Two elks were out flying one day, when one said to the other: "We can't fly!" To which the other one said: "Of course we can, since my legs are just the same length, especially the right one."

Two elks were shopping one day, when one of them spotted an orange. HE then joked to the other elk, "Look it is a banana."

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July 16, 2010 11:42:00 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

It is possible to do pot is your point? -Jeremy Sr.

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July 16, 2010 11:50:20 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

What's the differece between a cow?

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July 16, 2010 11:54:41 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

No, it is a type of joke in Sweden, two elks do something completely pointless, illogical, and incomprehensible.

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July 16, 2010 11:59:15 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

two elks do something completely pointless, illogical, and incomprehensible.

We have the same thing here in Illinois, USA, except we have politicians instead of elk.

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July 16, 2010 12:02:31 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting Wizard1956,

We have the same thing here in Illinois, USA, except we have politicians instead of elk.

And people laugh a bit awkwarly instead of jollily? I have heard of those...

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July 16, 2010 12:12:42 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 

Welcome my friends.  You may ask any three questions.

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?...

Yes

Really?...

Yes

You?....

Yes. Thank you, come again.

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July 16, 2010 12:16:54 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

If you can't reach a real guru, you could always try THIS.  

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July 16, 2010 12:23:03 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

All my knowledge deals with issues not babble and jokes, my writting may not be on the same beat as the reader. -Jeremy Sr.

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July 16, 2010 12:33:03 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

my writting may not be on the same beat as the reader

It's certainly not on the same wavelength as its audience.

 

 

 

Or same planet.

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