Elemental: The Musical

Pure lyrical silliness

By on February 26, 2010 4:52:08 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

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Elemental: The Musical

Ladies and lords. Gentlewomen and gentlemen. Many things in this life can be defined by music. Elemental is no exception and here are some songs about the beta that you can hear in the forums.

The songs

Frogboy - Bugbusters

Stardock lets us know how much our feedback and testing is important for the beta and the game.

If there's something strange
in your beta build
Who ya gonna call?
BUGBUSTERS

xGhost4000x - I Want My Beta

Some people despair at the prospect of a long wait to join the beta.

I want my beta beta
I want my beta beta
I want my beta beta
I want my (BETA!)

Kellen Dunk - Playing The Beta

Meanwhile some people already has access to the beta and have a solid opinion about it.

I'm playing the beta, wooah
I'm playing the beta, woooah
I'm playing the beta, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Scoutdog - I'm a tester

Some enjoy the experience for a variety of reasons.

And then I played it
Now I'm a tester
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a tester
I couldn't leave it
If I tried

Tridus - All Along The Beta Build

For some beta testers though, beta is a unfun as Frogboy advertised.

"There must be some way out of here,"
said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion,
I can't get no relief."

Rishkith - As beta is unfun

Truly unfun.

If flesh could crawl
My skin would fall
From off my bones and run away from here

Hortz - I can't get no satisfaction (alternate version being: I can't get no animations)

Some users has very high expectations for the game.

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I troll and I troll and I troll and I troll
I can't get no, I can't get no

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February 26, 2010 11:24:29 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

lol

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February 26, 2010 12:27:21 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Bwahaha, have some karma!

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February 26, 2010 12:28:24 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

lol, gave some karma!

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February 26, 2010 8:08:59 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

"Luckmann, of the 9 bear-paws.

And the cookie spoon!

It started with a net meme,

and some ol' ripped-off tune"

 

(I'm tired.   leave me alone)

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February 28, 2010 2:16:08 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Ring around the Beta! pockets full of Memory.

Leakage. Leakage.

We ALL FALL Down!

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February 28, 2010 5:23:36 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

"I'm joining a Beta" - (Cake "The Distance" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg)

 

Excitedly joining the Beta line

Nervous, sweaty and counting the time

I have got Impulse, on my pc

Wednesday then Thursday, I will have my key



They announce frustration, the forums are clear

Bugs remove fun, a pain in the rear

Empires are small, then black screen and crash

The answer is easy, its memory hash



As they update with each release, the bugs go down

But I'm not sure, read, think and then I frown

I've flourished my money, countdown has begun

But really this turkey, will it give me fun?



I plan and I scheme and I want to be god

Take a picture, photoshop, place on my blog

But I over-rate this half-backed and early beta code

The version is buggy yet still I download....



I'm installing the "Impulse"

I desire a key

I want pleasure

From battles, give it to me please!

Forget they're coding and yearning for faultless smooth gameplay

No begging nor pleading nor shouting will make it that way

'Cause I'm joining a Beta

 

 

*Pleading for forgiveness* I used the word "turkey" to reflect how it would be called if it were released today. I really do look forward to playing the buggy, crashing code 

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February 28, 2010 12:27:21 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Twinkle, Twinkle little Sov, how I wonder what you love.

Is it slaughter so Divine, killing people with your spells,

Sovereign Sovereign how I love, crushing others like a bug.

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February 28, 2010 6:24:33 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

   

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