Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Now this is a true innovation rockers like me would appreciate.... Led Zeppelin in true stereo sound when you stick yer head in between 'em.
And what a bonus late at night... and she happens to be playing a lullaby. 
