danielost

Banned for is that a finger I see disappearing up your nose... or did you really lose it at the second knuckle in a freak sexual encounter with a Venus Flytrap?

Oh, and I know a lady who's growing Penis Flytraps... she says they're more effective than a chastity belt and she never has to worry about losing the key.

Banned for A Blow up Dolly.    That would work for keeping digits. And your appetite. 

Banned for thinking such are so grotesque. Ewwww!

Banned for speak for yourself... me, I like to hear all the nitty gritty details... in triplicate.

banned for not adding anything to your ban

Banned for not providing the nitty gritties.... and your not enough coffee is NOT an excuse for depriving me of getting my jollies off

Banned for if I could get Dolly's [bra] off, nearly all my dreams come true with one magnificent unclipping

Banned for explosives in a built up forum.

Banned for ear-wigging on a person having a private conversation with herself

Banned because dropping eaves on people definitely counts as some kind of assault.

Banned for they were legally listening to the conversations in our vehicles while we were in line waiting to cross the border... 

They no longer can and were told to take down the equipment.  Which is a good thing. Public pressure apparently.... 

But, I don't believe for a second that it's all gone. 

Banned for recognizing the banning. 

Banned for just banning around.