danielost

Banned for getting a job to police the odd. Nice white coated avatar. 

Banned for huh?     But those eyebrows are hot.  In a woot way. haha

Banned for only in a woot way my wild stallion. 

banned for lion needs to stop and hydrate every so often.

How big of an area are we talking? If you're looking for on the city level, Austin is watering hole dense. If you're looking for establishment, that depends on your taste. Houston is big. The surrounding area, just as big. Near me, Duke's, Bourbon Street Pub, Einstein's, The Trophy Room.

Banned for whistling.

Banned cuz those are different spirits....  they are allegedly capable of wetting pants. But not whistles. 

Boo

{Einstein's sounds fun.  }

Banned for premeditated inebriation......'hic'

If I could I surely would.     Banned for day dreams. 

Banned cuz I didn't think people said that any more. 

Banned for showing up on the international psychiatric register... twice. Once as yourself and once as your alter-ego.

Hmmm, must be nuts.

Banned for not registering a trinity on the register to begin with... not only could you incur fines, you could also miss out on future benefits for an intellectually challenged individual.

banned for I'll challenge you as an individual.