IrationalFear

I would give you karma but there's no flies on you... though we can see where they've been.

I would give you karma but your fly swatter keeps brushing it away... and you reckoned it was the cooler weather.  Bah!

I want to give you karma, but [and it's a BIG BUT][no, not yours] the voices in my head keep telling me I'm too generous and should save it up for a rainy day.

The voices in my head, do you think those pesky aliens could've put some communication device in there to send instructions and stuff?

SH!T !!!!!!   I've been assimilated

I would give you karma but no herd is gonna assimilate me... I have a medical condition.

I would give you karma but your condition prevents it.

Crazy talk aside, the voices want your karma.

Well, the cat is out of the bag. Unfortunately, it took your karma along for the ride.

I would give you karma but, a bagette for the cat would be better.

I would give you karma but, oh yeah, you're really really bald.  Unless it's in a pony-tail.

I would give you karma but pony tails belong on ponies.

If you were there, i could easily give you karma

Does karma travel faster than light?

i would give you karma, but it seems you need WD-40 first.