"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

By on October 14, 2009 7:42:30 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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May 11, 2012 8:51:10 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I've got a bit of the raging bull in me and I feel like a couple of heifers.

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May 11, 2012 9:06:05 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, that wouldn't do then.

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May 11, 2012 8:09:49 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 This but not this

I would give you karma but the aminals are on the loose.

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May 12, 2012 2:07:56 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but please lock up those virginal sheep before various persons get excited

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May 12, 2012 10:06:45 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, those sheep. They're trouble makers for sure. Especially the black ones.

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May 12, 2012 4:52:37 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but singling out sheep as trouble makers is plain wrong.  Goats are proper buggers as well... especially when you're bending over and the butt you in the buttocks

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May 12, 2012 6:56:49 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but...........I'll think of something.

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May 12, 2012 7:13:27 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but if you don't think of something soon I'll run out of inspiration.

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May 12, 2012 10:57:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, now I'm to tired.

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May 12, 2012 11:38:28 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the judge on the home straight tells me you were disqualified for flashing your 'headlights'.

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May 13, 2012 10:04:45 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, they weren't mine. Mine would get 1rst prize.

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May 13, 2012 12:16:16 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, I got distracted by the puppies.

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May 13, 2012 1:11:26 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but with those puppies on the loose I'm gonna have to become honorary dog catcher and round 'em up.

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May 13, 2012 5:25:46 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, way to entrepreneur?  Did your banker finance that?

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May 13, 2012 5:40:26 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but puppy poop got on the button.

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May 13, 2012 5:58:47 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, Twilight Zone phoned and they want to make a movie of your life.

 

{not for real}

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May 13, 2012 6:12:11 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I Would give you karma but I'm not playing the lead role... oh, and are there any nude scenes I need to be aware of?

Quoting IROKONESS,
I would give you karma but, way to entrepreneur? Did your banker finance that?

Yeah, I thought rounding up/handling puppies was a brilliant idea... but that bastard banker wouldn't finance anything.  Nope, he's a right prick and just wanted to get in on the action for a 70 - 30 cut in his favour.  Well that's never gonna happen and I told the greedy swine to take nose dive off the 44th floor of his HQ.

Did I ever tell you that I hate bankers?

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May 13, 2012 11:45:00 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, her puppies are distracting.

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May 14, 2012 6:30:43 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, and natural. 

 

Quoting starkers,
oh, and are there any nude scenes I need to be aware of?

Yes, you will be the Thunder God of Flatulence. Possible butt scene or two. 

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May 14, 2012 3:56:19 PM from GalCiv II Forums GalCiv II Forums

I would give you karma but life isn't fair.

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May 14, 2012 5:04:11 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the Grumble Fairy has threatened an attack of the screaming abdabs if I push the flamin' button.

Quoting IROKONESS,
Yes, you will be the Thunder God of Flatulence. Possible butt scene or two.

Ah well, I'll get to work alongside the Thunder Fairy... now there's a nude scene I fancy.

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May 14, 2012 5:40:48 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

It'll be like Adam and Eve all over again.  I'll be the snake in the trees tempting them.

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May 14, 2012 7:44:50 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but there you go again... speaking with forked tongue about afternoon delight and fig leaves.

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May 14, 2012 8:10:54 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, where's the apple?

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May 14, 2012 8:15:25 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but Eve is looking for a fig leaf to shine it up before she takes the big bite.

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