IrationalFear

I would have given you karma but I wasn't willing.

I would give you karma but, I will never call you Will.?

  That's punny, right thar.

I would give you karma but, how's about an IOU.

I would give you karma but, all I have is a Money Order and a first born?

 I would give you karma but, instead I'll change my avatar.  

I would give you karma but, those little birdies wouldn't hurt a fly.  Oh wait, they eat fies.{probably}

I would give you karma but, your support is appreciated and I recommend you change banks. 

I would give you karma but, the karma bank is never empty. And I was seventeen once. Upon a time. haha

I would give you karma but, instead I won't argue with you about 17 being fun. I concur KrdaxDrkrun. I must add that all stages of life has it's own "fun."  It just changes form...

1 karma for having fun.

I would give you karma but,  four for me is too much. Oh well OK.    300 karma   Woo Hoo 

I would give you karma but, I can't stand it. This is a glorious day for Karmaville. Or wherever. Again, WooHoo. 

What cosmic good deed did I do?               

I would give you karma but, gotta like those stars.       But now I have to go count my karma....