John Kerry is "wannabe".
So, the election comes down to "fudge packer" vs. "wannabe"
I'm voting for "the beaver" (Badnarik). Of course, I always choose the beaver...lol
Ralph Nader = "He Bitch"
David Cobb = "Shower Stalker"
Ever head of a blowjob being called a 'hummer'? A 'gummer' is a BJ with no teeth....
Hey, now, that's not fair...whores have to do something in that 20 year or so span between when they can still turn tricks and can't yet draw social security!
In Other News:
Michael Moore = The Scatmaster
Susan Sarandon = Fat Boy
Tim Robbins = Turd Burgler
Ann Coulter = Moustache Girl
Rush Limbaugh = Ankle Grabber
I'm a-gonna get you mad referrals for this article, PB...lol
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