Do you understand the delicate balance between good and evil? The ying and the yang? Well, I don't. I think all that good and evil stuff is horse pukkie. Yes, I said it! Pukkie! In your eye, people that don't like that word.
I once lost a toe -- A freak band-saw accident. Don't worry, I found my toe.
I hate people with megalomania. And that's why me, and me alone will save the earth from them!
Here's another one-liner to go along with the ones above it.
Michael Moore is better than you AND he's fat. What does that say about you?
Thrice is a great word.
