I got this in the mail today from a military friend of mine.. had to share..

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have
been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The "season" opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups , country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.